Poem: The Invention of the Backscratcher

I have an itch on my back

that keeps annoying me.

I find it itchier than

the sting of a bee!

I have an itch on my back

that keeps annoying me.

I told my grandma,

and she said, "Drink some tea."

 

I have an itch on my back

that keeps annoying me.

I told my baby cousin,

but all he said was, 

"One, too, tree!"

I have an itch on my back

that keeps annoying me.

I told the homeless guy on the street. 

He said, "I'll help you for a fee."

I paid the man 

a buck or two.

He gave me a stick

covered in poo.

I had an itch on my back

that kept annoying me.

I now have a backscratcher,

and I'm as happy as can be!

Must Eat Birds Itouch/Iphone Review

Welcome! Today, I, Corafan, will be talking about one of my favorite apps! Now you might be wondering why to even bother reading this because the app store has reviews. That's where you're wrong. Yes, the app store has reviews, but most are ads to "put in this code on this app called _____ and get free itunes gift cards!" or unreasonable reviews. For example, in Geared 2 (a logic/ puzzle game) people gave it few stars because they "didn't like that the hamster fell off when they completed the puzzle." Now what kind of review is that? We're here to give you the real reviews, so you don't have to go searching yourself.

Must Eat Birds lite is one of the rare lite games that will satisfy you as if it were a paid app. Basically speaking, you won't really have the urge to buy the full version. This app is a simple game of slingshotting a bird above you. And, no, to answer your question, it's not like the popular app Angry Birds. The story of the game is that you don't want the birds to eat your food. Four birds down, and you lose. You drag the animal down, then release to bring it into the sky. If you aim correctly, the character will "eat" the bird (speaking of which, there is no blood, but that bird just disappears off the screen). If you do it a lot, he will start to combine and create a huge bird-eating-animal. Certain birds require you to whack at them a lot. If you have a huge character, he won't have to send three of himself to eat that bird, but instead, if he is combined with three of himself, he only needs to hit that bird once. This app is simple and can keep you entertained for hours on end. I highly recommend it if you prefer free apps and like an easy-to-pick-up-game.

iPhone App Review: "Fingerzilla"

You probably log on to the app store every day to check the latest apps. In the top 25, you either find Angry Birds, a utility app, or another boring "Story" game. You HAVE Angry Birds, you don't NEED that Bing app, and you just don't want to play another darn "Story" app.
So what do you do? Do you go crying to Mommy? No! I've got an app for you, and it's called Fingerzilla!!!

Fingerzilla? That sure sounds a lot like Godzilla. What do you do in this game? Exactly what Godzilla does, but with only the touch of a finger. Send buildings up in flames; Squash cars and knock helicopters; Eat some screaming people and perhaps your boss or the Mayor.
Over all, I would give this game 3 stars. The programers didn't do their best job, as the game tends to lag every now and then. Also, the game doesn't seem to last and will eventually get boring. I would recommend this to kids with one or two year old siblings that shout, "Me play! Me play!" because this is one of the only games they can tap randomly and actually be considered playing!

New Year; New Changes!

It's a fresh new year, so we've decided to change Smellityet a tad bit! How many differences can you find?

BEFORE

AFTER

-Legoman

Happy Lunar New Year!

Hello viewers! It's Lunar New Year, also year of the rabbit. These are different than astrological horoscope signs because they go by the year you were born, not the month. There are twelve signs in total. They are the ox, rat, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, goat, monkey, rooster, dog, and the pig. Each animal has characteristics that correspond to whomever was born that year. They also have compatibilities, like the astrological horoscopes. Search online to see what animal you are and see if it matches up with your personality. That's all, thanks for reading and keep on smelling!


Here's a link if you want to learn more about it: http://www.chinesezodiac.com/signs.php

HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY, SMELLITYET.COM!!!

Today, is about the thing you have read in the title: that's right, cows. We will be talking about how cows eat, sleep, and poo.  Did you KNOW cows have four stomachs? They eat their food and spit it back up!!! Do I think it's gross? Not gross, but cool. Don't you think?


 Wait a minute, you're probably thinking, "Cows don't have anything to do with the title. This Legoman guy is nuts..."

Actually, we're not talking about cows today... [Sorry, folks out there wanting to know more about the mammal with four stomachs...] Today, Smellityet.com turns 2!!!!!YAAAY!!! PARTYYYYYY!!!!!!

I got a guy in an alligator suit to come!

Keep on smelling for a new year of a bunch of posts! :l :o :0 :O :D

iPhone App Review: "Ninjatown: Trees of Doom"

I found an addicting app called "Trees of Doom". Your goal is to have your little ninja climb up the tree as high as he can while avoiding obstacles.
To climb, you hold your finger on the screen. To alternate to the other tree, tap on it. Parts of the tree that are stripped of bark will cause your ninja to slip and fall. In this case, you must continuously jump between the trees. Avoid monsters and don't touch the purple sap! The higher up the tree you get, the harder the game gets! :)

Over all, I'd give this game five stars. It's relatively cheap, (only two dollars) so it's worth a shot at this game. Try it out; You might get addicted like me!
Gameplay video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agfAi3ITmOs&feature=youtube_gdata_player