Bye 2009-Welcome 2010, Age of the Oil

Okay, today I will be ranting about the "wonderful" 2010! Now, we all know about this:

Hawaii Trail to Twin Waterfall

Imagine a beautiful forest, with moist trees that have that slightest drop of water. Imagine the sound of the rushing water down a stream. Imagine the beauty. You are at the Hawaii Twin Waterfalls in Maui. I was there, and let me show you some pictures and I'll talk about it.

Joke #14

Hi, Legoman here. I know you've all been waiting for joke #14, so here it is:

What type of shops do pirates own?

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They own yarrrd sales! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Rain Rain Go Away!

If you have been experiencing the rain that's been going on in Southern California, you know how crazy it's been. The rain has been absolutely awful. I'm getting drenched all the time. The wind has been breaking every umbrella I get. And the hail has been scaring me to death. If you have also been experiencing this, you understand. To end this on a good note, how 'bout a joke? Alright, here it goes:


What did the fisherman catch after a big rain storm ended?
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Rainbow trout! HA HA HA HA HA! Or not... Perhaps I should leave the jokes to Legoman... Well this is Cora Fan saying stay dry!

(Well, if you don't live near Southern CA and there is no rainfall in your area, obviously you will be dry.)

Joke #12 & #13

Ha! Ha! Ha! Huh? Oh, hi, Legoman here! Um, when there's rush hour in a city, it is very hard to get to work. I have a joke about it:

In rush hour what kind of person gets to work in a split-second?

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A gymnast!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Split-second!

Oh! Here's another really funny joke:

A math-book looks at an angry math-book.

"What's your problem?!"

Ha! Ha! Ha! Problem! Like math problem! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Joke #11

Ha! Ha! Ha! Have you heard of Winnie the Pooh?

Well, here's a joke for him:

Why did Tigger leave the 20-acre wood to go inside the bathroom?

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To look for Pooh!

Joke #8,9, and 10

Ha! Ha! Ha! Hello, (chuckle) Legoman here. Do you like coffee? Well then I have a joke for you!
Here it goes:

"Waiter, why does my coffee taste like dirt?"
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"Why yes, it was ground 1 hour ago."




Here is another one if you like horses:


A pony coughs.
He says to the other horse,"Please excuse me. I'm a little horse."




Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!

Here's the last one:

What do you call a camel without a hump?
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Humphrey! (Hump-free)

Joke #7 & It's the 99th Post!

Hello, Legoman here. I have a funny joke that will blow your socks off! Oh, you're not wearing any socks? Anyways, here's the joke:

Why weren't the elephants allowed in the pool?
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Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!!!!!!!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
This is the 99th post!! We are one away from 100!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Keep on smelling and laughing!

Joke #6

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a poodle?




















Poo-ched eggs! Bwahahahahaha!

Sport Joke #1

Troy told me a funny sport joke. I want to share it with you.

Why were the baseball players never hot?

Because of their fans!

Joke #5

What kind of car is nice and cozy?

A comfortable! (convertible)

Joke #4

What do you call a bee that haunts you after you kill it? A zom-bee!


Haha!

Joke #2 & Joke #3

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a funny joke! Wha? Huh? Oh hi, Legoman here. I was just told this funny joke. I'll share it with you.

Why did the baker call the astronomer?

To tell him that his pie was out of this world!


Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

-Legoman


About 5 minutes later...

I looked in this book and found another funny joke.
Here's how it goes:


Why was the human longest nose record only 11 inches long?
Because if it was 12 inches long, it would be a foot!

HA!HA!HA!HA!

Joke

I got this really funny joke. Here it goes. 

 Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

 The captain was standing on the deck! 

 Get it? Deck, as in the card deck and the boat deck!          Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

-Legoman