25 Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework

Hi, Legoman here! As you all know, school is back! If you forget to do your homework, you'd better be armed with better excuses than, "My dog ate my homework!" Here are 25 excuses for not doing your homework:

1. "No, no, no, teacher. My dog didn't eat my homework. My cat ate my homework." TEE HEE! :D

2. "It fell down the drain!"

3. "While my dad was shredding, he shred it!"

4. "A meteorite hit my house!"

5. "I thought today was a holiday!"



6. "IamneveroussoIamtalkingreallyfastanditsoundslike
gibberishhahayoudontunderstandwhatI'msayingtoyousolalalayoudontunderstandteacher!"

7. "I didn't know we had a school day on Tuesday!"

8. "It fell in the sewer! If you want the work so badly, go climb down there and meet the rats while you're at it!"

9. "Tôi đã không làm bài tập của tôi nhưng bạn không hiểu những gì tôi đang nói! Ha ha!"

Translation: "I didn't do my homework, but you don't understand what I'm saying! Ha ha!"

10. "H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K...... Hmm......I do not comprehend, teacher."

11. "Do YOUR homework THEN let's talk."

12. "My dog did my homework, but I ate it..."

13. "My pet rock got in a car accident!"

14. "I had no choice! There was a man who gave me a cheeseburger!"

15. "My fried chicken talked to me!"

16. "I was being hunted by mice!"

17. "Smell it yet?"

18. "I was up late all night trying to understand what, 'Smell it yet?' means on a cool blog!"

19. "An old man was going to shave his head! I wasn't going to let him lose his hair early!"

20. "When I was doing my homework, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named used, 'accio someone's homework!'and disaparated away."

21. "I couldn't do the work because my mother's father's brother's daughter's sister's son's friend's grandpa's cousin's goldfish died."

22. "My house was in an earthquake!"

23. "My homework danced out of the room!"

24. "[Whistling] What did you say?"

25. "I was reading on an awesome blog called smellityet.com!"